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The Government
has announced today that
it is changing its emblem
to a condom
because it more clearly reflects
the governments political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation,
halts protection, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, It just doesn't get more accurate then that!!
Okay... yes I am female... but I agree with this statement. I get so confused sometimes that I dont understand how people can understand me... how can a guy understand me, when I cant understand myself half the time?? Yea, thats it. I confused myself yet AGAIN!
